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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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