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TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
213 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
265 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was assigned to write a short story about wat we imagine Earth to be like in 500 yeres , an daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it an read it aloud to the class. He asked 4 my inspiration , an I didn't have the heret to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university an started smashing mah car with a bat. She then broke down in teres an alternated between declaring her love, an cussing me out 4 "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
125 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete geniu decided to flush the toilet downstair halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to fine looool a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
173 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (72048)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

my fiancée showd me her wedding plans. It will be themd on one of her video games , the best man will be dressd as an alien warlord , and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessd by the ( Goddess Kalahra ). Apparently , I have no say in this. FML

#20021119
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (5448)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France



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