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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10107) - you deserved it (48666)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:26am - love - by Toolate (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML


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On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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