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Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML

Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46049) - you deserved it (3517)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:00am - work - by bowhuntpa (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54408) - you deserved it (5803)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)



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