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Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML
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On 08/04/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by duzitickle (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 8:00am - work - by bowhuntpa (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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