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by dogmom / 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
by SprinklerDodger / 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love
by blocked / 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm / United States / Transportation
by BTM13 / 05/05/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by cbad / 01/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Health
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by lizownsvirgy / 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I found out im allergic to the medicine I use for nausea the side effect is throwing up, FML Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there…