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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 690
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58537) - you deserved it (4400)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

#15828645
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39158) - you deserved it (7547)

On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34714) - you deserved it (48688)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13459) - you deserved it (34829)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40264) - you deserved it (9887)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42304) - you deserved it (11954)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
183 comments

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12546) - you deserved it (64925)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

#5527691
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31254) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by chachi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43255) - you deserved it (1892)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14212) - you deserved it (46302)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63169) - you deserved it (26320)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (6113)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)



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