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Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29180) - you deserved it (3446)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (3843)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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