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About CreepInTheCorner : I'm not religious, just so you know.

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Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (33732)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10655) - you deserved it (28434)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)



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