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by CreamGravy / 10/10/2013 at 11:50pm / Australia / Love
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by thecathater / 07/09/2013 at 9:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
by thirdwheel / 07/09/2013 at 7:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by What a happy day / 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
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