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About CreamGravy : If 5 years and 20,000 FMLs have taught me anything, it's that you totally deserved it.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Monday 5 October 2015