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CreamGravy

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  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1521
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 39 posted

About CreamGravy : If 5 years and 20,000 FMLs have taught me anything, it's that you totally deserved it.

CreamGravy's page activity

Visits<b>AirMelon</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 6:22pm<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:55am<b>akinna</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 9:40pm<b>H4H</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 1:58pm<b>ceciliebossow</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 4:28pm<b>TimeKeepsMoving</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 6:39am<b>rhiley</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:09am<b>Fed21</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 4:59pm<b>thomas33</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 6:45pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 11:54pm<b>saturday17</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 5:34pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Benmantha</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:04am<b>Hyperspeed34</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:37am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:04pm<b>KneeJerker</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 5:39pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 12:21pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 12:00pm

Fucked!<b>AirMelon</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 12:22am<b>H4H</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 7:58pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:09pm<b>thomas33</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 12:45am<b>KneeJerker</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:39pm<b>samiam_123</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:10pm<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 10:29am<b>hfmayo</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 1:05am<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 6:44pm<b>punmessiah</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 3:19am<b>alpaccalypse</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:48am<b>owlicioua</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:04pm<b>KnockNxtTime</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:26pm<b>cookieman2000</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:32am<b>Thatgirlchuck</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:12am<b>icarusflyte</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:39pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:41am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:20am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Colonel_Whiskers

You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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CreamGravy's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML

by CreamGravy / 10/10/2013 at 11:50pm / Australia / Love

Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

by thecathater / 07/09/2013 at 9:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

by thirdwheel / 07/09/2013 at 7:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

by What a happy day / 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous