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Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML
by RhuLynette / 08/31/2011 at 2:34am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love
by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I need serious surgery on my right knee to remove a tumor growing underneath it. I will not be able to walk for 3 weeks, and the doctor told me to take off for 5 months from work just for full recovery. My father's response, "You'll do anything not to work." FML
by t0pher / 08/10/2009 at 10:52am / United States (New York) / Health
by suspiciouspeople / 08/05/2009 at 1:09am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by BeboKhaos / 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
by Spadiethestar / 07/31/2009 at 4:36am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Intimacy
Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML
by ferrin10 / 07/26/2009 at 1:59am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML
by ugh / 04/25/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 7:24am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 01/13/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Virginia) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…