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Crazygirlrage
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56965) - you deserved it (5168)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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On 08/07/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by why me?? - United States (Nevada)



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