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CrazyXChickaa77
  • Town/Country : Youwishyouknew, Somewhereinthejungle
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CrazyXChickaa77 : I'm Halaayy. And I'm probably the most random person you'll ever meet. Yeah so I...OMG! Squirrel! See. Yeah so, I love being crazy and spontaneous. I like sitting in trees, walking for miles, singing/songwriting, and partying ;D. So yeah. You wanna know me. Okay. Prepared to be amazed :)

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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

#1837844 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (75106) - you deserved it (3208)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

#1600117 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (14520) - you deserved it (90370)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML

#1590703 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (4973)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

#1582380 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (13740) - you deserved it (31316)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

#1579657 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (48377) - you deserved it (2587)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228687) - you deserved it (19501)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (268268) - you deserved it (24539)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284866) - you deserved it (55461)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (2558)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)