About CrazyXChickaa77 : I'm Halaayy. And I'm probably the most random person you'll ever meet. Yeah so I...OMG! Squirrel! See. Yeah so, I love being crazy and spontaneous. I like sitting in trees, walking for miles, singing/songwriting, and partying ;D. So yeah. You wanna know me. Okay. Prepared to be amazed :)
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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML
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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
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