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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CrazyConfusing : Hello. My name is Harry Potter. I like wizardry, quidditch, butter beer, hanging with friends, rebelling against my professors, and sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Damn that boy is fine.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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CrazyConfusing's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28621) - you deserved it (6962)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55639) - you deserved it (16879)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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