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CrazyConfusing

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CrazyConfusing : Hello. My name is Harry Potter. I like wizardry, quidditch, butter beer, hanging with friends, rebelling against my professors, and sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Damn that boy is fine.

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Visits<b>Lord4</b> - yesterday at 10:51pm<b>konstantinos616</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 6:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:49pm<b>Saltypumpking</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:42pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:08pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:29am<b>Greions</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:37pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 11:58am<b>AllKnowingTurtle</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 11:26pm<b>doginSC</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 11:23am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 11:36pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 8:53pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 4:49am<b>robby9917</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 2:02pm<b>bingo__O</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 11:14am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 9:46am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:55am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:49pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Greions</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 10:06pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 4:26pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 6:35pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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CrazyConfusing's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

#21370942
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (7303)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55665) - you deserved it (16887)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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