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  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CrazyConfusing : Hello. My name is Harry Potter. I like wizardry, quidditch, butter beer, hanging with friends, rebelling against my professors, and sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Damn that boy is fine.

Okay now to the real me.
I have an obsession with Ireland. I don't really know why. I just do...
Theatre is my calling. Especially Musical Theatre.
OAP and musicals take up all of my time so I'm busy

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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CrazyConfusing's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (7506)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59189) - you deserved it (17821)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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