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by PghSportsNation / 09/02/2011 at 10:56am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 9:45am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by rochellamaya / 09/02/2011 at 8:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by woodre / 09/02/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Money
by nyaahaha / 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
by macattack / 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Starving Ultimatum / 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
by djfail / 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
by ReallyNow / 09/01/2011 at 1:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…