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CrassKal

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1864
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (2188)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

#17839190
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (2432)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:06pm - love - by happybirthday (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31876) - you deserved it (15408)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

#12498783
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35939) - you deserved it (5566)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

#12497360
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8812) - you deserved it (45449)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

#12495310
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37478) - you deserved it (3044)

On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33136) - you deserved it (3462)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

#12489960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29867) - you deserved it (7270)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:03am - money - by Relevance - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

#12487392
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (3046)

On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

#12485958
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (7484)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:06pm - misc - by Diana (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

#12483981
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24886) - you deserved it (2339)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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