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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2480
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25091) - you deserved it (2348)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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