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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 2:22am - love - by dilligaf - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 1:18am - work - by CathyM - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 1:06pm - love - by happybirthday (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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