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CrassKal

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CrassKal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2708
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CrassKal : Not much to say about me. I'm a college student aiming for a degree in the medical field. I like to try and spread advice on here, mostly for the sake of others health.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:27am<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:45am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:16pm

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CrassKal's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (5037)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38456) - you deserved it (3168)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35887) - you deserved it (3705)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

#12483981
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (2535)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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