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CrassKal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3011
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CrassKal : Not much to say about me. I'm a college student aiming for a degree in the medical field. I like to try and spread advice on here, mostly for the sake of others health.

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CrassKal's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34914) - you deserved it (6134)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30554) - you deserved it (2274)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50995) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (2617)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27724) - you deserved it (5577)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30643) - you deserved it (2462)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38538) - you deserved it (5195)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (3784)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

#12483981
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (2621)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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