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by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
by dan / 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML
by Lavalise / 11/05/2011 at 3:11am / France / Transportation
by LuckyLoser9 / 11/03/2011 at 11:44am / United States / Work
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
by last literate / 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by WhoopteeDooDoo / 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by octoberrain / 10/12/2011 at 11:41am / United States / Animals
by izu / 09/16/2011 at 1:40am / United States / Animals
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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