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CrAzYELF4

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CrAzYELF4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2314
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CrAzYELF4 : My name is Ian. I am from Southern California, born and raised. Im 16, a die hard Anaheim Angels fan and love off-roading. Life long dream is to be a cop. I am usually pretty chill. Anybody wants to talk send me a message. Everybody have a great day. :)

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Fucked!<b>littlepiglola</b> - yesterday at 11:37pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:02pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:55pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:47pm<b>Macbab3</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:00am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:09am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:11am<b>omutine</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 6:06am<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 4:09am<b>babykakes15</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 10:20pm

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Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12373) - you deserved it (39324)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
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On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27984) - you deserved it (2296)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
168 comments

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On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

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On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

#21407296
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23447) - you deserved it (9727)

On 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (4828)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33747) - you deserved it (4483)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (2346)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (2678)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (2355)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (9733)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (4523)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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