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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CrAzYELF4 : I am from Southern California, born and raised. Im 16, a die hard Anaheim Angels fan and love off-roading. I am usally pretty chill. Anybody wants to talk send me a message. Everybody have a great day. :)

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CrAzYELF4's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24563) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (5227)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (3557)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (2725)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

#21259366
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38205) - you deserved it (2505)

On 09/16/2014 at 10:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance, but not the two foot wide tree. FML

#21255774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36143) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

#21253597
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36207) - you deserved it (3815)

On 09/07/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by goodmorning - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (3242)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46771) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

#21247920
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (2238)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by abbshows (man) - United States

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML

#21246633
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36992) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by nayahbear24 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43507) - you deserved it (16273)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

#21238932
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47949) - you deserved it (7694)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)



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