About CrAzYELF4 : My name is Ian. I am from Southern California, born and raised. Im 17 and Gay. a die hard Anaheim Angels fan and love off-roading. Life long dream is to be a cop. I am usually pretty chill. Anybody wants to talk My kik is Crazyelf4. Have an awesome day!!!
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Today, I nearly got shitcanned for falling asleep on the job. The only reason I was so dead tired was because my idiot roommates decided to get high last night and loudly argue for hours about stupid crap like "Is it gay to screw a clone of yourself?" I got less than 2 hours of sleep because of them. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by forever_young / 05/13/2016 at 9:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/26/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
by mute / 04/15/2016 at 8:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health
Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by clutzirella / 08/07/2015 at 2:32am / United States (Florida) / Animals
- Today, my husband decided to sell my car, which is in excellent working condition. Why? He decided… Today, my new husband and I embarked on our honeymoon together that has been months in the planning… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill…