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CptBarker
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49662) - you deserved it (6301)

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