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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Cowgirl9999 : My name is Lindsey. I enjoy all kinds of music but my favorite band of all time is blink-182 (I really don't care if you dislike them but if you love them we should be friends) I own and show 10+ paint horses mostly in speed events. Hmu sometime I love talking to people (: Byee.

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Yesterday, I shat out a staple !! FML

#16576766
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37697) - you deserved it (16350)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today , I was asked out by a guyho is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

#13945112
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11992) - you deserved it (23512)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

YESTERDAY I REALIZED TE NICEST TING MA FIANCÉ AS SAID TO ME ALL MONT WAS TAT I AVE "VERY SUCKABLE TITTIES." FAT FML

#13806483
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (5285)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got sick in looool the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by preggersss (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2DAY I FINALLY HAD SEX WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING FIR OVER A MONTH. BEFORE WE GOT STARTED SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE SHE COULD HANDLE THAT. SO AFTER WE FINISHED I ASKED HERHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL SHE USED. SHE SAID SHE MEDITATED. FML

#3211870
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (71895)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday I went to the bar with some friends. When we walkd in, we pickd a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest ugliest man at the table looks me over then stare at mah chest. He then start to motorboat the air in the direction of mah boobs. FML

#2921881
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47044) - you deserved it (6210)

On 06/15/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Hotdamnthisismyjam (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yastarday I had a data with this raally cuta guy. Ha invitad ma ovar to maka dinnar at his placa. Evantually wa and up in his badroom to hava sax. Ha pulls down my pantias an says ( You naad to shava that shit. ) big fat FML

#2734034
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51875) - you deserved it (65310)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was talking wit tis cuta guy. I mantionad ta fact tat I'm singla. His rasponsa, "It'd ba awkward, but wa can still fuck." FML

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248356) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

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