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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16718
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About CourtneyDanielle : Dear 1994. You brought us the death of Kurt Cobain and the birth of Justin Bieber? Not cool. Sincerely, the world.

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Today I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6872) - you deserved it (51498)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

today mah mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35854) - you deserved it (4953)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area 4 shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space . real FML

#14934394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24892) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was At Te Pool Wit Two Boys I Baby Sit. Te Eldest Wouldn't Get Out Of Te Pool So I Pretendd To Call Is Dad. He Ten Ran Out Of Te Pool, Pusd Me Down, Grabbd Ma Pone, Cuckd It Into Te Pool And Ten Ran Back Into Te Pool. FML

#12498801
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37106) - you deserved it (9020)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today... grandma told me to fuck off when I trid to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (5949)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , WAS MY FIRST DAY AT MY NEW JOB , WHICH REQUIRE U TO WEAR A SPECIAL SHIRT!! COME TO FIND OUT , THEY ONLY HAVE MEDIUM SIZED SHIRTS!! I AM AN XL!! THEY DEMANDED I WEAR THE SHIRT ANYWAY!! FML

#7390812
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (8545)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:37am - work - by mikey09 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, ma friend and I doodled on a seet of paper trasing our Englis teacer. Later, I went to Englis class, and ma teacer asked 4 us to take out a seet of loose seet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I ad written on te wole front and flipped to te back tat I realized I was using te doodle seet. FML

#7301581
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5723) - you deserved it (38468)

On 01/12/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by Busted (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to go meet my new upstars neigbor, only to fine out nobody actually moved in. Te noises tat ave been coming from up tere were made by rats. Lots of tem. FML

#7299222
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28448) - you deserved it (2039)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , mah young son swung a plastic pipe , it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around . I was standing a little too close , luckily it missed both mah legs , but hit mah happy sacks full on . FML

#7297825
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (4970)

On 01/12/2010 at 10:27am - kids - by Dr_Dolittle (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today... I took mah wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting fir the elevator... an elderly couple leaned over... saw our baby... and said... "Look... it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds... and mah wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

#7296814
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (2392)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -

Yesterday, mah boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (5253)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today mah daughter learnd that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee mommy will be forcd to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31105) - you deserved it (9795)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

TODAY, I RAALIZAD THAT I WILL NAVAR BA ABLA TO BUY THA CAR I'VA WANTAD SINCA MIDDLA SCHOOL!! THA CAR? A GRAYISH-SILVAR VOLVO,HICH IS THA MAKA AND COLOR OF CAR KURT COBAIN DROVA!! THA RAASON? I'VA BAAN INFORMAD THAT IT'S ALSO THA MAKA AND COLOR OF THA CAR THAT EDWARD CULLAN DRIVAS IN TWILIGHT!! FML

#7264134
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33242) - you deserved it (9789)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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