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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About CourtneeMalakian : im courtnee and im 17

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CourtneeMalakian's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12165) - you deserved it (77965)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57021) - you deserved it (10902)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19992) - you deserved it (59831)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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