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by Shauna / 11/10/2012 at 4:02am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
by Kyle / 11/09/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/08/2012 at 12:49am / United States (California) / Love
by pheebs314 / 11/07/2012 at 4:16pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/07/2012 at 10:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
by new name / 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by sadness1992 / 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Ugggggggggg / 11/06/2012 at 12:11am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
by sad / 11/05/2012 at 2:02am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Tj Hunt / 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML
by Ugh / 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
by PleaseDontBeSerious / 11/04/2012 at 1:30am / Canada / Kids
Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, and to start cutting them off. A fellow bar maid asked how we are supposed to tell when it's time. He pointed at me and said, "When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive." FML
by kat / 10/31/2012 at 7:30am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…