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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML
by CaoNiMa / 03/26/2009 at 11:42am / China (Beijing) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
by lukey_G / 03/20/2009 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Love
by cynicalcindy / 02/19/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mofisto / 02/15/2009 at 5:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML
by language barriers / 02/12/2009 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Transportation
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so… Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a… Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan…