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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8050
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident cuz I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell looool me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." mega FML

#20613954
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52793) - you deserved it (3455)

On 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out tat I am allergic to one of te preservatives tat tey putted in aloe. I found tis out looool after I putted some on a severe sunburn I ave. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itcy as well. FML

#20613229
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45528) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, mah boyfriend and I got into an argument . Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house for comfort looool . My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for bieng "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him . FML

#20612336
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

Today, It Wasn't Until I Hered Something Fly Off The Roof Of My Car An Hit The Trunk, Then Asphalt, That I Rememberedhere I Left My Phonehile Unlocking The Car Door. FML

#20598583
75 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:51am - money - by Anonymous -

yesterday I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted , so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell , ( YOU THINK I'M FAT! ) and burst into tears. FML

#20597356
34 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by S. Fancyson - United States

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69696) - you deserved it (7372)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him wat was wrong due to his werd attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." mega FML

#20592364
181 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60829) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, fir the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, ( What r you, some kind of queer? ) I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. mega FML

#20586776
140 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, ma boyfriend fell asleep wile watcing TV . I tougt it would be cute to try to kiss im awake lyk tey do in te movies . He fartd . FML

#20584796
89 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today...hile walking to mah car after work... I witnessd some moronho was textinghile riding her bike running right into mah parkd car... resulting in a broken side mrror... a damagd windshield... two dents... an 4 her... a broken phone an nose. She's threatening to sue me 4 damages.

#20581005
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41335) - you deserved it (2198)

On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML

#20580464
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (3027)

On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)



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