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Cortezthe1st

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Cortezthe1st : Just an average teenage boy who prefers to play video games over parties.

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Visits<b>XPhoenixFire</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 3:46pm<b>singingqueen212</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:28pm<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:14am<b>sisas</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 5:29am<b>silvercamaro</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 10:41pm<b>weberk11</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 10:13pm<b>squirrel13</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 6:49pm<b>justawallflower</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 3:03pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 12:49am<b>ashlynn610</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:09pm<b>blink_kid</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:43pm<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:56pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:34pm<b>bmon</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:18pm<b>ladybugz23</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 2:19pm<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:19pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:48am<b>Meowdisen</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:35am

Liked!<b>singingqueen212</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 9:28pm<b>justawallflower</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 9:04pm<b>swagstatic</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:08pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 4:41am

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Cortezthe1st's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35564) - you deserved it (6801)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

#15705235
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (5053)

On 04/09/2011 at 4:08am - love - by confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59551) - you deserved it (5870)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52175) - you deserved it (14232)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32021) - you deserved it (141814)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (33727)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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