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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cortezthe1st : Just an average teenage boy who prefers to play video games over parties.

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Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59503) - you deserved it (5865)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52131) - you deserved it (14223)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31976) - you deserved it (141518)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (33671)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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