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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cortezthe1st : Just an average teenage boy who prefers to play video games over parties.

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31933) - you deserved it (141325)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (33608)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

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