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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Cortezthe1st : Just an average teenage boy who prefers to play video games over going to parties.

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Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML


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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 4:08am - love - by confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

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