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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 September 1993 (20 years)
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About CorpsmanUp88 :
Jeeps are like women, they're always better topless and dirty

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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML


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