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CoriiChaose123
  • Town/Country : Crystal River, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About CoriiChaose123 : I'm Courtney Elaine.
If you wanna contact me,
I have Myspace.
www.myspace.com/courtneys001
And I have aim.
Screenname- coriichaostheory
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Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

#1727113 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (73174) - you deserved it (3080)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (83284)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

#1286671 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (19500) - you deserved it (62664)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

#1283810 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (53261) - you deserved it (2294)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:18am - love - by sad (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies,"Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

#1283082 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (38018) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

#1259995 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (53868)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)