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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Corgidan : "Without knowning the meaning of pineapple, everything regarded as truth is apocryphal." -Ghandi

Fluttershy is best pony. I love corgis c:
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Corgidan's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (270969)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML


I agree, your life sucks (99880) - you deserved it (24759)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (44867)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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