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Corgidan

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Corgidan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 661
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Corgidan : I prefer dogs to cats, as dogs usually come with better transmissions (also corgis).

Fluttershy is best pony. I love corgis c:
Silver 3 Support :3

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Corgidan's favorite FMLs

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

#20134692
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (5920)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

#20008924
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (2405)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11019) - you deserved it (87491)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35220) - you deserved it (8057)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28639) - you deserved it (8628)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43565) - you deserved it (11442)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20322) - you deserved it (9834)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30889) - you deserved it (4171)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15085) - you deserved it (52630)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (2080)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29206) - you deserved it (2314)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29206) - you deserved it (2314)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States



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