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CoralReef90
  • Town/Country : CA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 73
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CoralReef90 : I'm Coral :-)

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Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38372) - you deserved it (2350)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32933) - you deserved it (3605)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)



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