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Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (2686)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (2686)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (2686)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23434) - you deserved it (13396)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52621) - you deserved it (6362)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52621) - you deserved it (6362)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11012) - you deserved it (28617)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49711) - you deserved it (4650)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49711) - you deserved it (4650)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (2527)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

#18325546
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30808) - you deserved it (5859)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML

#18315687
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (17181)

On 11/22/2011 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10954) - you deserved it (44565)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30033) - you deserved it (5411)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)



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