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Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (3850)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17152) - you deserved it (11313)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

#18359248
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19388) - you deserved it (3038)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

#18355886
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (25768)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (9159)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (1832)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (1832)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18914) - you deserved it (11775)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (5329)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (5329)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7980) - you deserved it (18046)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)



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