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  • Number of visits : 7707
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7012) - you deserved it (50824)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (6210)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (5318)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

#18368736
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7789) - you deserved it (40595)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (5604)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (5604)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24512) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (3978)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19907) - you deserved it (12577)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

#18359248
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25615) - you deserved it (4295)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

#18355886
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16476) - you deserved it (28799)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (9930)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (2141)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (2141)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (3835)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States



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