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Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (23930)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29265) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33252) - you deserved it (2806)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

#18438378
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (4067)

On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (2567)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (2567)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

#18419165
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (3589)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55327) - you deserved it (5533) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

#18409440
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26869) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41999) - you deserved it (2276)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (2046)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (1890)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (60005)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14972) - you deserved it (23040)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6398) - you deserved it (48369)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States



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