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Today , it was mah frst day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains , I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains , I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9128) - you deserved it (24036)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes an went 4 a swim!! I got bitten by an eel!! FML

#18451014
144 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOOK MAH KIDS TO THE MALL TO SEE SANTA . WHILE WAITING IN LINE, MAH ELDEST GOT BORD AND LOUDLY COMPLAIND, "I DON'T KNOWHY WE'RE HERE . SANTA'S NOT EVEN REAL." I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE KIDS WITHIN A HUNDRD FEET TOOK THE NEWS VERY WELL . FML

#18438378
133 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

#18435117
88 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (2709)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML

#18419165
266 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today I receivd looool a few new fish 4 my aquarium as present 4 my birthday!! It just so happend that these fish were carrying disease that left me with a tank full of dead fish!! Happy birthday!! FML

#18409440
71 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I saw my dad 4 the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I hava tha stomach flu. If my bally growls, I hava 30 saconds or lass to gat to tha bathroom. I can't go to tha doctor 4 faar of shitting my pants on tha trip thara. FML

#18392347
123 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bled. He screamd at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughd. real FML

#18386574
67 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I discovered that u should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters . mega FML

#18384979
193 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

TODAY, I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT. I WAS HOLDING HER IN THE AIR,HEN MY SISTER TRIPPD OVER THE TV CORD AN UNPLUGGD THE CABLE. THE TV MADE A LOUD FUZZY SOUND, I GOT SCARD AN THREW MY CAT IN THE AIR. I GOT SCRATCHD IN THE FACE BY A FALLING CAT. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (23120)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of brds settled along the wre above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck mah head out the window an screamed. The brds responded by simultaneously shitting on mah car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6972) - you deserved it (50561)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States



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