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Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
275 comments

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10788) - you deserved it (27205)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (4311)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7620) - you deserved it (30749)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (15673)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42368) - you deserved it (5073)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

#18542269
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11517) - you deserved it (38260)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (2983)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25004) - you deserved it (2488)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (7188)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (7188)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

#18459141
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (2735)

On 12/08/2011 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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