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Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States
Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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