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Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)
Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States
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