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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (6533)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43351) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15761) - you deserved it (26678)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42109) - you deserved it (3687)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (7244)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28158) - you deserved it (6003)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML

#18773040
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30010) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

#18772974
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28237) - you deserved it (2309)

On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

#18772081
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (3571)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

#18765091
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23096) - you deserved it (4161)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (20435)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (20435)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (20435)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22612) - you deserved it (2281)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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