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Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates
Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States
Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)
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