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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

#19687715
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21678) - you deserved it (2443)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48044) - you deserved it (3518)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7041) - you deserved it (27177)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36290) - you deserved it (8374)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

#19087811
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34544) - you deserved it (2048)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (6151)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (9406)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33370) - you deserved it (7648)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33370) - you deserved it (7648)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (2188)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20688) - you deserved it (10751)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20688) - you deserved it (10751)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31817) - you deserved it (3142)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)



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