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Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18103) - you deserved it (5286)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15156) - you deserved it (6434)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25438) - you deserved it (6368)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25438) - you deserved it (6368)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (1764)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16310) - you deserved it (9370)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16310) - you deserved it (9370)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18254) - you deserved it (5833)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12873) - you deserved it (22717)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35812) - you deserved it (3158)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (6549)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (5233)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)



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