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  • Number of visits : 7846
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML

#20451321
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30969) - you deserved it (7667)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:28am - kids - by Facepalmum (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

#20201910
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (7125)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

#20174445
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (2764)

On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19823) - you deserved it (2350)

On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

#20055365
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21146) - you deserved it (1523)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12791) - you deserved it (29870)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (6421)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

#19985136
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5682) - you deserved it (39860)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

#19939674
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (2051)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:51am - work - by kerensa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7801) - you deserved it (28683)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

#19910380
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (7137)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28364) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11291) - you deserved it (31805)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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