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Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38262) - you deserved it (5831)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8279) - you deserved it (26882)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9348) - you deserved it (33911)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (71142)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34007) - you deserved it (4577)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31180) - you deserved it (14385)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

#16325650
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34069) - you deserved it (8448)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

#16313970
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5915) - you deserved it (28215)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm - misc - by M (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42938) - you deserved it (7704)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43670) - you deserved it (15067)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (4221)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

#15923303
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (2415)

On 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (4700)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43531) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21141) - you deserved it (14636)

On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -



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