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Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6565) - you deserved it (79737)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6565) - you deserved it (79737)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15981) - you deserved it (41380)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35297) - you deserved it (4742)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34200) - you deserved it (5270)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32596) - you deserved it (6508)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

#18121286
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22450) - you deserved it (3229)

On 10/31/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (10382)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37093) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (38019)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42469) - you deserved it (3498)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (6110)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16592) - you deserved it (24101)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (17100)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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