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Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
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Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 1:51am - work - by kerensa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
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