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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 910
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Cookiee04's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19384) - you deserved it (1593)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:13pm - health - by Broken - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26841) - you deserved it (10460)

On 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm - animals - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (7629)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33989) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (6361)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (38822)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52054) - you deserved it (22778)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45741) - you deserved it (4937)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50113) - you deserved it (8805)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47754) - you deserved it (7631)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55798) - you deserved it (7358)

On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51436) - you deserved it (7898)

On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29299) - you deserved it (43355)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

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