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CookieLovesBoo
  • Town/Country : Nashville ,TN
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CookieLovesBoo : Hey , yea that's pretty much it. .. Own a ps3, wanna play sometimes ? Mrs_Sickcology is my name , and I love this website for a good laugh .

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Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44564) - you deserved it (3561)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19497) - you deserved it (35200)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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