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CooLbEAnS1096
  • Town/Country : Fond du Lac, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (20439) - you deserved it (2587)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (38983)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

#11791351 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (3958)

On 07/10/2010 at 10:57am - work - by Really? - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (19313) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

#2658374 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (52606) - you deserved it (3474)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)