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Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

#19756229
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I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (4558)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39038) - you deserved it (2998)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36570) - you deserved it (6845)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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