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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1987 (27 years)
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TODAY.. . I AD TO BAIL MA BROTER OUT OF JAIL BECAUSE E STARTED A FIGT WIT A GUYO DIDN'T LIKE OWLS . MEGA FML

#21082949
99 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

YESTERDAY, DURING CLASS OUR TEACHER ASKD US, "WHO IS UNCLE SAM?" A GIRL ANSWERD, "HE'S THE GUY WHO FOUNDD KFC, RIGHT?" I'M IN AN AP CLASS AND HAVE TO PUTTD UP WITH THESE MORONS CONSTANTLY. FML

#21071374
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On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
278 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, During A Lecture, Mah Teacher Jokingly Talkd About The Time He Was Best Buds With George Washington. Another Student Then Askd, "Really? You Knew Him?" I'm In An Advancd Placement U.S. History Class. Fat FML

#21065125
87 comments

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On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today.. . At The Bank Where I Work.. . I Escorted A Very Short Woman To Her Safe Deposit Box In The Vault . I Left Her Alone.. . Knowing She Could Use The Phone To Call The Reception When She Was Ready To Leave . We Later Realised The Phone Was Too High Fir Her To Reach . If Glares Could Kill . FML

#21057082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (6694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday... mah dogs freakd out and startd getting violent because they thought the sound of mah vibrator was the other's growling. FML

#21048300
85 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY... I ASKED MAH SISTER WAT SHE THOUGHT OF MAH BOYFRIEND. SHE SAID... "HE'S NICE. DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU... REALLY." FML

#21048143
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On 02/02/2014 at 1:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah daughter hugged me around the neck andhispered, "I'm going to cut yur head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now!! FML

#21043189
101 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done!! The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in mah head!! Great!! FML

#21043075
122 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
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