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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39285) - you deserved it (2190)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41967) - you deserved it (9932)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91101) - you deserved it (5615)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58355) - you deserved it (4667)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

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