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Today, ma parents took away ma laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up wit ma grlfriend. Tey saiden I patc tings up wit er, I can ave ma stuff back. fat FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (4924)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, six yaars aftar hurricana Katrina took avarything from ma, I racaivad a lattar in tha mail from FEMA talling ma that I hava to rapay tham tha monay I racaivad to raplaca wat was lost. I hava 30 days to rapay $4,900 or tha casa will ba sant into fadaral dabt collaction. maga FML

#17788058
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45081) - you deserved it (3751)

On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52997) - you deserved it (6328)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2444)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today , to save money , I bougt some meat in bulk. Wen I got ome , I was told tat power to te neigborood was out , and probably would be for days. Rater tan let te meat rot , I barbecued it all and gave it away to neigbors. Te power came on wile everyone was eating. FML

#17705192
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (3878)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approache me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away.

#17655744
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (3172)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

yesterday mah child-hating friend who vowd never to have any no matter what... announcd that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles... spent $90k in fertility treatments... and still can't concieve. FML

#17646156
476 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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