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Today, I found outy te girl I lyk won't give me te time of day. Apparently, I called er ugly and pused er into a puddleen we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17421) - you deserved it (26758)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I'm hiding from my creepy next-door nieghbor!! She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, an she drunkenly trid to make out with me last weekend!! I'm two months older than her daughter!! FML

#20090653
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19403) - you deserved it (1394)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:19am - misc - by Creeped - United States

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (30473)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah wife knows tattoo r a huge turnoff for me. She decidd the best way to change mah mind about them would be to get one. Acros her neck. Of our dog's name. mega FML

#20069857
179 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I laughd when I shouldn't have and am probably frd!! What happend? My boss askd me if brds were reptiles!! I thought he was kidding!! FML

#19817734
236 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML



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