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About CommonSenseKarma : I'm just an awkwaard asshole.
Common Sense is my structure.
Karma is my faith.
Humor is my mind.
Sarcasm is my voice.
Get used to it.
"There is nothing more uncommon than common sense."
I offer Common Sense lessons for the Impaired. Make basic decisions "Like a Pro", or, for an additional charge, do it "Like A Boss". Msg for details. I use the FML app.
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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
Friday 18 April 2014